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T-Shirts THOU THALT THINK FOR THYSELF (XL) THOU THALT THINK FOR THYSELF (L) THOU THALT THINK FOR THYSELF (M) Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed. (XL) Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed. (L) Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed. (M) SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED FROM ALL THIS? (XL) SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED FROM ALL THIS? (L) SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED FROM ALL THIS? (M) LOVE YOUR COUNTRY, FEAR YOUR GOVERNMENT (XL) LOVE YOUR COUNTRY, FEAR YOUR GOVERNMENT (L) LOVE YOUR COUNTRY, FEAR YOUR GOVERNMENT (M) OUTSOURCE EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT (XL) OUTSOURCE EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT (L) OUTSOURCE EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT (M) AS LONG AS THERE IS POWER TO BE SOLD. THERE WILL BE MONEY TO BUY IT (XL) AS LONG AS THERE IS POWER TO BE SOLD. THERE WILL BE MONEY TO BUY IT (L) AS LONG AS THERE IS POWER TO BE SOLD. THERE WILL BE MONEY TO BUY IT (M) It's not that life's too short; it's that it's too full of distracting, pointless crap. (XL) It's not that life's too short; it's that it's too full of distracting, pointless crap. (L) It's not that life's too short; it's that it's too full of distracting, pointless crap. (M) ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG (XL) ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG (L) ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG (M) Remember: the whole system depends on you not asking too many questions. (XL) Remember: the whole system depends on you not asking too many questions. (L) Remember: the whole system depends on you not asking too many questions. (M) YOU'RE INADEQUATE; BUY MORE STUFF (XL) YOU'RE INADEQUATE; BUY MORE STUFF (L) YOU'RE INADEQUATE; BUY MORE STUFF (M)

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 You don't create art; art creates you. SEEK CONSTANT DISTRACTION YOU'RE INADEQUATE; BUY MORE STUFF DEFINE ENOUGH IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU CONSUME; IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU CREATE IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, BUT TRY EXPLAINING THAT TO THE IRS U.S. OUT OF MY WALLET LOVE YOUR COUNTRY, FEAR YOUR GOVERNMENT NEVER, NEVER, NEVER TRUST THE RULING CLASS REPEAL THE PATRIOT ACT PLEAD INSANITY IF GOD HAD MEANT FOR US TO BE NAKED WE WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN THAT WAY I'D RATHER BE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT THAN POLITICALLY CORRECT SUPPORT THE U.N TREATY TO BAN MIMES RICH AND FAMOUS in a parallel universe GO SKINNY-DIPPING HAVING A NEAR-LIFE EXPERIENCE MUST. STAY. CONSCIOUS. THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ... IF YOU STEAL THEM DELIBERATE SUBVERSITY NUDE ISN'T LEWD I'M SO METAL I HAVE THE UNLISTED NUMBER OF THE BEAST Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed. WHY WEAR CLOTHES FEED THE WAIFS QUESTION AUTHORITY (unless they're giving you someone else's stuff) OUTSOURCE EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT BYTE ME, NIBBLE ME, TWIDDLE MY BITS THE LITTLE PENGUIN THAT COULD LINUX OR DIE VISUALIZE WORLD LINUX POWER OF PENGUIN RIDE THE PENGUIN CONFORM OR WE WILL CRUSH YOU CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO PANIC Remember: the whole system depends on you not asking too many questions Keep telling yourself its only a movie I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT HIPPIE TROUBLEMAKERS RULE NO SMUG FUNDIES VISUALIZE THE FUNDIES IN THEIR UNDIES THOU SHALT THINK FOR THYSELF THE LOUDER THE SHOUT, THE BIGGER THE DOUBT FUNDAMENTALISTS HAVE ALL OF THE ANSWERS AND NONE OF THE QUESTIONS D0N'T FREAK OUT okay ... freak out IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME; SAVE YOURSELF AS LONG AS THERE IS POWER TO BE SOLD, THERE WILL BE MONEY TO BUY IT IF WE STOP TOPPLING THEIR GOVERNMENTS, CAN WE STOP GIVING THEM FOREIGN AID? ALL ELITES ARE SUSPECT MY SENATOR CAN OUT-GRAB YOUR SENATOR POWER IS A DRUG, AND WE ARE RULED BY ADDICTS DISGUSTED 2004 FORCE PREVAILS WHERE REASON FAILS Democrats rob you; Republicans beat you. Choose wisely. THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS IS STILL EVIL YOU CAN'T KILL AN IDEA WITH BOMBS AND BULLETS OUR LEADERS TURN US AGAINST ONE ANOTHER YOU ARE NOT YOUR GOVERNMENT. THEY ARE NOT THEIRS. Hours are more precious than dollars. CHOOSE HAPPINESS HAPPILY UNDISTINGUISHED It's not that life's too short; it's that it's too full of distracting, pointless crap. The journey is the point. got dreams? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? >SHOULD< RECOVERING GROWNUP SOME SETTLING OF CONTENTS MAY HAVE OCCURRED DURING JOURNEY DUHKHA HAPPENS JUST SAY GNOSIS DON'T TRUST ANYONE OVER >30< >40< >50< 60 >FEAR< HOPE ENLIGHTEN-UP STEAL YOUR LIFE BACK SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED FROM ALL THIS? HAPPINESS COSTS DON'T DO WHAT YOU SHOULD; DO WHAT YOU MUST THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE CLOSER THAN YOU THINK


Magnets As long as there is power to be sold, there will be money to buy it. It's not that life's too short; it's that it's too full of distracting, pointless crap. The journey is the point. Conform or we will crush you. Act like nothing's wrong. IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME; SAVE YOURSELF Remember: the whole system depends on you not asking too many questions. You're inadequate; buy more stuff. POWER IS A DRUG, AND WE ARE RULED BY ADDICTS Anti-establishment hippie troublemakers rule. Thou shalt think for thyself. Don't trust anyone over 30 40 50 60 The louder the shout, the bigger the doubt. STEAL YOUR LIFE BACK Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed. JUST SAY GNOSIS So, what have we learned from all this? Love your country, fear your government. Never, never, never trust the ruling class. OUTSOURCE EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT Why wear clothes?

Buttons As long as there is power to be sold, there will be money to buy it. It's not that life's too short; it's that it's too full of distracting, pointless crap. The journey is the point. Conform or we will crush you. Act like nothing's wrong. IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME; SAVE YOURSELF Remember: the whole system depends on you not asking too many questions. You're inadequate; buy more stuff. POWER IS A DRUG, AND WE ARE RULED BY ADDICTS Anti-establishment hippie troublemakers rule. Thou shalt think for thyself. Don't trust anyone over 30 40 50 60 The louder the shout, the bigger the doubt. STEAL YOUR LIFE BACK Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed. JUST SAY GNOSIS So, what have we learned from all this? Love your country, fear your government. Never, never, never trust the ruling class. OUTSOURCE EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT Why wear clothes?